Her: I need to make tickets.
Me: For what?
Her: I'm having a movie theater where you can bring pets and I'm making a movie.
Me: What kind of movie?
Her: I have this great idea! It's called "Doll Bellies" and it's all about dolls with big bellies!
Me: Fascinating.
Her: Well?
Me: Well what?
Her: I need to make the tickets!
Right, the tickets. Let me get out my ticket-making supplies. First things first, that's what I always say... "Doll Bellies" coming soon to a theater near you.
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