"Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city. Never get involved with a woman who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body. You stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."
That's the birthday advice I wrote in my brother's card. Of course, it's not original. That's something that he (being him), and I (being me), and we (being us) already know. It's Coach Finstock. Teen Wolf. Duh.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, lucky me that my little baby brother turned out to be someone I would be friends with anyway. For his birthday, we trekked to St. Augustine with our significant others a couple weeks ago to see Hall & Oates live in concert. Funny, funny, funny. They did a double encore (of course) and I'll bet you can guess what they shut it down with. Private Eyes- oh shit! The funniest part was that his T-shirt is from the 2006 tour and mine is from the 2007 tour (I think it was called the "Violin Souls" tour. I'm not even joking.). According to the T-shirt guy, Mr. Hall and Mr. Oates, um, well, they don't want to print new shirts until the back inventory is sold-out...Times are tough, you know. Especially for Hall and Oates.
Happy 29th birthday to my brother and my friend. Somehow, I got extra lucky and I get to be your sister.
With love always,
Snot
