Easter Bunny,
My mom did not scoop the poop so please hide our eggs in the front yard.
The end. Thank you.
Love, Lele
Easter Bunny,
Please hide my eggs HARD.
From,TT Bird
These guys get straight to the point, I tell ya. No messing around. None of that "Hey, Easter Bunny! How have you been? Did you have a good year? How's business?" But despite their curt notices that were more marching orders than pleasantries, the old Easter Bunny showed up with about 50 of the 200 pounds of sugar the average American consumes annually. I had to throw away some Halloween, Christmas and Valentines candy to make room for it. So, uh, be careful eating candy at my house. There's no telling how old it may be.
Hope you had a nice Easter. Or, a nice Sunday, if Easter isn't your thing. If nothing else, I hope you at least had some Peeps.
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